If anyone's reading this (which I doubt anyone is)...

If anyone's reading this (which I doubt anyone is), I really need your help. There's three things I need from you and your help would be greatly appreciated.

1.) I NEED tips on how to make myself throw up. I've tried everything and after about 6 tries, all I can get up is a very small amount of stomach acid. What do you do?

2.) I need some easy exercises I can do in my room, preferably without any equipment, that will help me lose weight fast.

3.) I figure that if I have a reward in mind for when (or if) I get to my first goal but I don't know what to reward myself with. I don't have a lot of money but I think it's enough to get myself something that will help me want to keep the weight off and work harder to lose more weight. What do you reward yourself with?